I need to Find King Michael!

Let me set the scenario. I have a brother named Michael and his wife's name is Elizabeth. The other day, Connor was flipping through People magazine when he stopped to look at a "queen." I asked him, "Do you know who that is? It's Queen Elizabeth." He gasped and said, "Wow! It is? Oh, I need to find King Michael!"

Then, as if that wasn't already funny enough, he continued flipping through the magazine as quickly as possible until he came across another picture and started laughing. He said, "Look, it's Michael! He looks funny!" I leaned over to see what he had found. It was an old picture of Sunny & Cher, and Sonny had a bowl cut!